My grandfather and his wife were sitting in their dining room drinking tea. – Why don’t you wish me a happy birthday? – What? – What? You don’t remember what day it is, do you? – Is it your birthday? Twice a year? – Grandpa said laughing. Grandpa thought it was a good joke. He remembered well when his wife’s birthday was. – What birthday? You really don’t remember! – said the woman already angry. The old man realized that he did remember something. He remembers all important dates. But he did not remember this one. – Did you think that you just did not go fishing and sat at home? – Of course, I had to have you at home!
Go to your fishing! The woman got up and angrily left the house. It was good. The grandfather looked out of the window. The woman went to her neighbor. She went to complain to her friend, apparently. My grandfather began to search his memory, but could not remember. For such cases, he had a notebook where he wrote everything important that he had saved for such an occasion. The grandfather put on his glasses and began to study the notebook. However, he could not find anything for this date. Grandpa was very upset when he heard a knock at the door. He was surprised: she came back early. Grandma entered the room and looked at grandpa. Seeing that he still did not remember anything, she sat down next to him and asked: “Well? You still do not remember?
– Forgive me, but I can’t remember. Well, kill me! He had already hidden the notebook. He looked guiltily at his wife. – I bet you remember the shop assistant very well. – What’s she got to do with it? – Of course you remember her! – Why do you remember her? – That’s when you followed her. – Well, we weren’t even married then. You found something to remember! – That’s exactly what I have to remember. That’s why I remembered. You remember her, but not this? – What’s she got to do with it? What happened there? – Exactly, and do you remember the other one? – What’s she got to do with it? – She loved it when it happened. – I don’t remember! I have sclerosis!
Grandma got angry, went to the kitchen and started washing the dishes very noisily. Grandpa did not know what to do. Then their cat came into the room. He jumped on my grandfather’s lap. But he was not in the mood and put him on the floor. The cat began to wander around the room and suddenly jumped on the windowsill. The grandfather remembered that there were flowers there and immediately rushed to save them. He managed to catch one pot on the fly. When he put the flower, he had an epiphany. He finally remembered. He remembered that when he was young he went to the shop to a girl to win her over. And it was then that he met a woman. He liked her very much.
In the evening after that meeting he picked flowers and gave them to her. The old man, smiling at the memories, understood what he had to do. He quietly left the house. The woman was still doing things in the kitchen and did not notice how the grandfather left. She was surprised and went outside hoping to find him. When she came out, the grandfather was returning to the house with a bouquet in his hands. He came up to the grandmother and solemnly handed it to her, saying: – Congratulations! – With what? – With the first bouquet! – I did remember! – She had forgotten, but suddenly remembered that today I gave a bouquet to the most beautiful girl in the world! -Yes, – said Grandma, blushing a little, -Let’s go to dinner now! After dinner, Grandpa gave a big piece of sausage to the cat as a reward for letting him remember the bouquet.
