Whose envelope is this? – the girl asked the newly married man.
-Whose? – he asked.
-And this one, beautiful, pink.
-I don’t know, – the man shrugged his shoulders, – I don’t care.
-“What do you mean, you don’t care?” – the bride almost shouted, “there is no money here,” and she opened the envelope, tearing it a little with resentment.
-Maybe it fell out? Didn’t you look on the floor?
The bride spun on the spot, raised the voluminous hem of her white wedding dress, and said.
-“Don’t confuse me, I was opening envelopes on the bed. And there was definitely nothing in it. Do you remember who gave what envelope and what gifts?
-Well… – the man began to stretch, trying to remember, -everything went well, I’m happy, – he added, taking a bite of a caviar sandwich.
-“You do not understand, someone came, ate, had fun and that’s it! And didn’t give us anything!” – the bride pouted, – and it’s at least a thousand.
-Ask your mother, she collected the money on the tray, maybe she remembers or knows where it went.
-Your and my parents are not here today, they are celebrating. Listen, who was filming on the phone when the gifts were given?
-I don’t know.
-It was definitely relatives who gave such an envelope, they complained that they had no money, they would come without a bouquet. Right, – the bride speculated.
-“No, they gave me a certificate for tools, it was in a yellow envelope, the same color as the logo of the store.
-And who then? And in the chat of our wedding there are only pictures, no video, why no one posts it?” – the woman was nervous.
The husband, continuing to spread red caviar on the third piece of baguette, did not share his wife’s excitement.
-And you keep eating and eating!
-I’m hungry, I haven’t eaten anything but two spoons of salad!
-But you drank.
-How much is there! -he justified himself.
-Let’s have this, this… – he began to smile and wink at his wife.
-What do you mean? I’m counting the money.
-Well, where will these gifts go, you will count tomorrow, – the husband hugged her and tried to kiss her.
-“Oh, don’t touch it, I have to return the dress, you might tear it.
I’ll be careful, – the newly-made husband did not give up.
-I said no!
-Everything is clear, my sandwiches are waiting for me.
The bride was nervous, counting money, unpacking gifts, scattering wrapping paper all over the room. The groom was eating his sandwiches.
-“Are you sleeping,” the bride asked sobbing.
-“What? No, I’m not sleeping,” the man said, waking up from his nap.
Another envelope without money, how come, – she twisted the blue envelope in her raised hand.
-“Do you hear?” – the man asked, “is it your phone or mine?
-I don’t hear anything, I understand that our guests left us, can you imagine, – smearing mascara on her face, the woman did not stop. She took her phone and seeing that her mother was calling, answered.
-Yes, Mom.
-Have you transferred the money yet?
-No, there are envelopes…
-I also put the money for the boy and the girl in a candy box, you know, a plastic one, don’t lose it.
-“What money for the boy and the girl?” the woman did not understand.
-How? We collected in a pink envelope that a girl would be born and a blue one that a boy would be born. The girl won!
