In my contact list, I found three numbers listed as “Tenderest Touch,” “Sweetest Tear,” and “Mistress of My Dreams.
I got terribly angry and, out of jealousy, started calling these numbers one by one to find out who my romantic goat was hiding under these names.
I dialed the first number my mother picked up.
Turns out the number “Tender Touch” is his mom, the number “Sweet Tears” is his sister. And when I called the number “Mistress of My Dreams,” my phone rang.
I cried with remorse because I had thought so unfairly of my husband, and then I took all my money out of the account and gave it to my husband.
When I told his mom about it, his mom went out and bought him a gold watch.
When his sister found out, she gave his brother a motorcycle.
The husband was very touched by this attitude and even cried a little.
And then he gathered up all the gifts, left, and married the one who was listed as “Electrician” on his phone.
